froody:

in your baby mama’s house. not fucking her. just judging the decor. atrocious.

horseimagebarn:

horse leaping gleefully in a field all four of the horses hooves are off the ground in joyful reverie a blue speech bubble comes from the horses raised head that says yippy which is an exclamation of happiness and excitement this horse is having a grand old time and is experiencing the joys of being alive

jeekoftheweek:

meatcute:

pick one. this is your new roommate

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chongoblog:

im normal

blinkpen:

blinkpen:

a baby fire goes to school at the cindergarten

ready to burn their ABCs

despazito:

despazito:

Fork in him

perditionsflames:

manywinged:

manywinged:

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

nicollekidman:

tiktok is bad but i do love it. look at the material.

segamascot:

problemnyatic:

sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it’s the only way to avoid a power dynamic

vanillacorpse:

ot3:

vanillacorpse:

ot3:

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

theriverbeyond:

companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn’t show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn’t actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️